*looks in a mirror* you again
16. bay area, ca. ig: @_allisonamaya_. basically quotes, food, and puppies.
when a plan sounds good in your head:
but then you try it out in real life:
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
what if garbage was spelled like garbij
the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10
But at least you can
awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man