My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
i think about this a lot
WHAT THE FUCK
when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
Spooky’s favorite place to ride with us in the car is on the dashboard.
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out